My Cum

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The most acidic liquid known to man, only unable to burn through my testes

Monster Juice Addict: It is illegal for My Cum to leave my body, if i nut in some girl's mouth it burns a hole through her face in microseconds, but it tastes like monster juice

Girl : *salivating* come with me... for... science reasons

My Cum by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

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Dip it in my cum

Some incel with his fucking dip-it packet who walks around wanting people to taste his semen

Gay Marist kid wannabe : DIP IT IN MY CUM!

Dip it in my cum by MilfhÜnter69 May 21, 2019

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the kid is not my cum

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

the kid is not my cum by GlazeHer August 11, 2014

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Suck My Cum

What you cant avoid when you suck cocks.

suck my cum and suck my cock

Suck My Cum by Impostor (sus) March 28, 2021

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Waste of (my) cum

There are two ways to use waste of cum.
1- In sub/dom relationships, you can call your sub partner a cum dumpster (a way to denigrate them). This frase is even worse. It can be interpreted that they aren't even worth being a cum dumpster. They are a "waste of cum". You can even add a "waste of my cum".
2- A way to refer to someone that is so worthless and useless that it's a waste that his/her/their father wasted their cum in making him/her/them.

"Come on love! Cum on my chest" "No, you bitch. You're a waste of (my) cum!

"You're such a fucking failure. You're a fucking waste of cum."

Waste of (my) cum by You are such a April 3, 2021

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swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.

Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"

swallow my cum by Zdybs December 2, 2023

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i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

i’m going to cum my pants by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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