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Help me grow my beard 

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy
Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”

Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating
Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

Frost my beard 

When a man with a full beard eats a women out and her discharge covers his beard creating a frosted look.
I’d let her frost my beard.
Frost my beard by JPPdaddy January 7, 2022

wet my beard 

Crude way for a female to express her desire to go for a piss!
Im just off to Wet my Beard
wet my beard by SWesty March 24, 2004

stroking my beard 

stroking my beard by Ard rob March 15, 2019

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard 

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.