my beard 

When a gay guy gets married and has a wife to cover up, the wife is the beard.

Oh that’s not my wife, that’s my beard

my beard by Kk1821 February 14, 2018

Help me grow my beard 

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy

Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”

Help me grow my beard by anonymous August 28, 2021

Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

Oyster in my beard by Genitalien August 29, 2020

Frost my beard 

When a man with a full beard eats a women out and her discharge covers his beard creating a frosted look.

I’d let her frost my beard.

Frost my beard by JPPdaddy January 7, 2022

wet my beard 

Crude way for a female to express her desire to go for a piss!

Im just off to Wet my Beard

wet my beard by SWesty March 24, 2004

stroking my beard 

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

stroking my beard by Ard rob March 15, 2019

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard 

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard by QuacksO October 22, 2023