When a gay guy gets married and has a wife to cover up, the wife is the beard.
Oh that’s not my wife, that’s my beard
by Kk1821 February 13, 2018
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Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating
Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
by Genitalien August 29, 2020
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Crude way for a female to express her desire to go for a piss!
by SWesty March 24, 2004
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When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy
Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”
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Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.
Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII.
Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.
by Bobbity Bob Bobbert August 18, 2011
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Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"
Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"
by leighzil August 03, 2009
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