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my 9 year old daughter reads this
An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.
It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.
It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
my 9 year old daughter reads this by quinchles October 6, 2009
My Favorite Year
My Favorite Year is an amazing musical. Taking place in 1954, it discovers the passion and ambition of a young freshman writer on the famous television show, King Kaiser's Comedy Cavalcade. Benjy Stone struggles with love issues, a drunk actor (his childhood hero- Alan Swann), and a very unhappy boss. This show will have you laughing 'til you fall off your seat, and wipeing your tears. A passionate, heartfelt comedy, My Favorite Year is a great show, with fabulous music, and some incredible dance numbers. Great for Highschool Productions, or professional theatres! For other great highschool and/or professional musicals see also Footloose, Gypsy
"The door was closed and it stayed closed. Alan Swann never opened it, he walked through that door" <br>
"Wearing a DUCK?!?!?!?" <br>
"The duck says, 'Yeah, get this guy off my ass! <br>
"Or maybe I remember it EXACTLY THE WAY IT WAS!" <br>
"It would have to be one hell of a year, for some other year, to ever come near, that frantic, impossible, painfully near to me, year, My Favorite Year!"
"Wearing a DUCK?!?!?!?" <br>
"The duck says, 'Yeah, get this guy off my ass! <br>
"Or maybe I remember it EXACTLY THE WAY IT WAS!" <br>
"It would have to be one hell of a year, for some other year, to ever come near, that frantic, impossible, painfully near to me, year, My Favorite Year!"
My Favorite Year by Katie April 5, 2006
my orphan year
my orphan year by B+N+C May 23, 2016
New Year Got My
New Year Got My Nigga Chillin ON The Couch, He's Going To Be Happy When I Put My Dick Inside His Mouth. Nigga What?
New Year Got My by SlaveOwner69420 December 8, 2020
Wiping a year from my eye
Wiping a year from my eye by massivedong32 December 16, 2021
thank you for the happiest year of my life
thank you for the happiest year of my life by sped demon January 27, 2023
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"