mwoyes 

a way to say yes but very strongly

Q: are you having fun? A: mwoyes

mwoyes by paul is coool September 27, 2006

David Moyes 

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"

David Moyes by yasleo December 7, 2013

moyes 

A legend of the people. The Batman to Benitez's Joker.

"He's Moyes, he's Moyes, he's David David Moyes, he's got red hair, but we don't care, David David Moyes" - The Gwladys Street Choir

moyes by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008

David Moyes 

To fuck up something important.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.

I can't believe I did a David Moyes today.

You're such a David Moyes at Chess.

David Moyes by Juan it doesn't Mata February 3, 2014

Moyessive 

Word used to describe how massive David Moyes is, and the massive job he's doing at massive West Ham United.

David Moyes is so big, he's Moyessive.

Moyessive by ryandrews74 April 22, 2022

Full moyes 

To completely mess things up/to start afresh and make a situation worse.

Things were going ok then he went full Moyes and f*cked it right up.

Full moyes by Snafuscribe April 22, 2018

moyes 

moyes is a strange little man with no balls and teaches physics. his class hates him, ha ha ha!

"shut up, NOW!"

moyes by ???????????? September 12, 2003