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moyes is a strange little man with no balls and teaches physics. his class hates him, ha ha ha!
moyes by ???????????? September 12, 2003
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Moyes by Come on, why not? November 20, 2016

David Moyes 

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
David Moyes by yasleo December 7, 2013

David Moyes 

To fuck up something important.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.
I can't believe I did a David Moyes today.

You're such a David Moyes at Chess.