Definitions by Oldmangaz

benitez

To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.

"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"

benitez by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008

moyes 

A legend of the people. The Batman to Benitez's Joker.

"He's Moyes, he's Moyes, he's David David Moyes, he's got red hair, but we don't care, David David Moyes" - The Gwladys Street Choir

moyes by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008

newcastle united 

are complete and utter shite

Stop blabbering on, you're a team of no-marks. Newcastle united? Whatever.

newcastle united by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008

Blacon 

An area of Chester that lies on the Welsh border, Europes largest council estate and the biggest shithole in the universe. Even the smackheads think its a filthy place to go

Blacon is a shithole, forget about it, like our council have done for years - The official tourist site for Chester

Blacon by Oldmangaz October 18, 2007