benitez

To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.
"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"
by Oldmangaz January 03, 2008
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newcastle united

Stop blabbering on, you're a team of no-marks. Newcastle united? Whatever.
by Oldmangaz January 03, 2008
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Blacon

An area of Chester that lies on the Welsh border, Europes largest council estate and the biggest shithole in the universe. Even the smackheads think its a filthy place to go
Blacon is a shithole, forget about it, like our council have done for years - The official tourist site for Chester
by Oldmangaz October 18, 2007
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moyes

A legend of the people. The Batman to Benitez's Joker.
"He's Moyes, he's Moyes, he's David David Moyes, he's got red hair, but we don't care, David David Moyes" - The Gwladys Street Choir
by Oldmangaz January 03, 2008
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