muunted 

An extreme instance in which an individual or situation has sufficient cause to be classed as being ruined, in terms of the person in question's life, or the situation involving their lives is shown to be a mockery.

"The experiment was muunted following its sabotage."
"Napoleon was muunted by uncle Rico's projectile steak."
"Pedro's lucky bike was muunted following a sweet jump attempt."
"Homer was muunted by one of Bart's April fools exploding beer pranks."

muunted by Coldguess April 27, 2006

4 way mounted mantle penis 

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.

i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.

4 way mounted mantle penis by the creator ;) December 13, 2010

munted 

(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.

In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.

(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.

munted by theflyingnerd January 1, 2008

Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general

Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

Team Munted by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012

Munted Cunt 

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

Munted Cunt by RØcky November 18, 2011

mounted up 

To have rims mounted onto the hub of your vehicle.

I got my 87 s10 blazer mounted up on them 24's with no cut and no rub.

mounted up by ken/eutechnyx April 26, 2008

munted 

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

munted by anon May 22, 2004