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4 way mounted mantle penis 

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.

mounted up 

To have rims mounted onto the hub of your vehicle.
I got my 87 s10 blazer mounted up on them 24's with no cut and no rub.
mounted up by ken/eutechnyx April 26, 2008
HAUNTED MOUND HAUNTAHOLICS
“ew no he’s a mounder”
A person who mounts another person and thrusts multiple times.
The mounter always falls on top.
mounter by Bro-ins March 1, 2009

wall-mounted 

Wall-mounted; getting so fucked up you become a vegetable.
"Get off the wall jack you Wall-mounted fuck"
wall-mounted by Phonik July 10, 2016

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device 

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good