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muthafuker

one who fucks mothers. especially their girlfriend or best friends mother.
Billy is a muthafuker because he fucked Kelly's Mom
by Carl Johnson February 17, 2005
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Muthafucker

Like Asshole, Bastard, Bitch, badly, Bigtimest
OMG~that bitch is Truly a Muthafucker to the max!!
by Starchylde December 30, 2014
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Muthafuckémon

The baddest Pokemon of em all. If you catch Muthafuckémon, it's likely while he's banging some bitches or teaching one of his hos a lesson

Muthafuckémon is easily recognized by his huge cock, not to be mistaken for a tail. He kinda resembles a big black bear because he wears a fury-ass black pimp coat.

In 2006, Pokémon USA introduced Muthafuckémon in an affirmative action campaign. They've since regretted this decision.
Oh shit, who dat over der bangin Eevee? Oh shit, it's Muthafuckémon
by trick nology December 17, 2009
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muthafuka

dat muthafuka iz whack!
by Snoop Dezzy Dawg October 17, 2003
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dumb ass muthafucker

a combination of dumb ass and mutha fucker...
a noun- a person, place or thing
You Dumb ass mutharfucker
Sally is a dumb ass muthafucker
Where is that dumb ass muthafucker
by Dumb Ass Mutha Fucker September 20, 2004
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muthafudger

Euphamistic substitution for "mother-fucker", used in the presence of children or superiors.
That muthafudger just stole my watch!
by James Wilson September 19, 2004
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muthafukjonson

a. Phrase used when highly dissapointed, irrated or upset after expections have not been met.
origin: Afghani with broken english(aka The Kid) uses this phrase when proper english term can not come to mind.
b. Nickname given to people who constantly dissapoint or fail at all tasks.

c. When no other word comes to mind, mothafukjonson!
TERM USED BY HUNDREDS OF US MILITARY AND CONTRACTORS ALIKE ON UNDISCLOSED BASE IN AFGHANISTAN
Tim: Hey Kid, you have my car ready yet?
The Kid: No, muthafukjonson!, 3 oclock come back

Brian: You get those papers on i left on your desk?

Jesse: MUTHAFUKJONSON!

Phil: Watch me make this shot,(misses shot) MUTHAFUKJONSON!

Rob: hey man you got 2 flat tires.
Dan: MUTHAFUKJONSON!
by sharing's caring August 22, 2011
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