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ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt
“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”
ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021
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mutcer • Mutter • muter • muther • mutter-fucking • murcer • mutcher • Muterro • mutherfucker • mutler
mutterficker
mutterficker by Armin G. From L.A. February 29, 2004
yo muthers an animal!
yo muthers an animal! by I, Wreckerrr February 11, 2017
Mutered
(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.
Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.
Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident
Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident
Mutered by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009
Mutterlicious
Some one with a small penis who is usually fat and lives in their moms basement eating deep fried twinkies, and has a computer full of gay porn.
Mutterlicious by poopofthepoops October 2, 2010
Murcerial
The wrong pronouncing of Mercurial. This is also a character in World of Warcraft, which is very annoyed because people can't pronounce his name correct.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.