muskateering

taking a poop with a group

Me and the boys headed off to go muskateering.

by Dilan Martin May 24, 2004

muskateering

In some parts of the world, it means taking a group poop... However, in cooler places, it means going out as a group of 3 or 4 males and attracting several females (hopefully 2 to 3 times the number of men) and slaying them with "swords" over the course of a weekend - while only answering to the names Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. There is also a point system for what you do with the females, and the winner is the strongest muskateer for that specific period of time.

Come on fellow boys, let us all go muskateering this weekend - all for one and one for all!

by Porthos The Duke of Slay March 03, 2011

muskateers

The greatest group of people you will ever meet. Usually consists of people named Brittany, Jeff, Alyssa, Brooke and Angie. They all have full understandings of the concepts of groove shark and know how to have a good time, in any place, anywhere. Treats and drinks are also key, but not essential in their every day life. Sharks in the water, and flying air planes - may happen. Once a muskateer, a muskateer for life ..period.

Jeff, Alyssa, Brooke, Britt and Angie - You are muskateers.

by slowrunn October 29, 2010

Three muskateers

When a Woman has sex Oraly,Analy,And Vaginaly at the same time(keep in mind this requires three men). This is a bad idea because it May cause suffocation and or Vaginal,Oral or Anal bleeding.But if you enjoy killing Hookers good luck.

Steve: Hey guys gues what!
Jack&Dilon: WHAT!
Steve: I found this Crazy Chick who will let us do three Muskateers on her for only 20$
Dilon: Damn son that motherfucker is Crazy

by Chanse G055 March 26, 2010

Stoned Muskateers

a group of 3 cool people who walk around stoned. And kick major ass.

"WE are walking and blazed as hell and i want to kick some ass!! We are such stoned Muskateers!!"

by imsocoolforyoueowngood August 27, 2006

Muskat Security

Refers to atypical security consultant that reads too much, does too little and generally runs around like a puppy shitting and pissing on everything good. Muskat is often referred to in the context, "If you're doing your job, he's not doing his". Muskat is the epitome of chicken little security.

Consultant: We need to move all our apps to IPv6 to be secure, it's much better than IPv4

Any reasonable person: Dude, we don't practice muskat security here, piss off!

by ttkronee February 02, 2016