musketting 

When you pack your dickhole full of peppers using a chopstick, and then you proceed to blow your load into a chick whilst yelling "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!".

Bro pass me those jalapeños, Imma do some musketting tonight.

musketting by KeepItSleazy October 14, 2016

musketing 

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

musketing by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Muppetting 

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.

Muppetting by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

murketing 

A viral marketing tactic where misdirection is key. Corporations often simulate user-generated content to manufacture a "must see" phenomenon. Once circulated extensively, the company will reveal itself as the source in an attempt to re-examine the purpose of the video. Often meant to blur the line between art and commerce.

Phil: Holy shit, did you see that video where those guys use cell phones to pop their popcorn???
Ad man:Yes son, that's the just the latest in murketing. Now go visit xxxxxx's website to reward them for exploiting your stupidity.

murketing by Christof3 October 1, 2008

ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting") 

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.

Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.

ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting") by dogfish83 December 30, 2011

mushatting 

Mushatting represents the act of doing a normal action in a very unorthodox way, usually due to laziness/excessive out of box thinking, in order to gain a couple of seconds.

*Arriving at a friend's house only for him to grab something quick, instructs us to take shoes off if walking inside

Friend: Only takes his right shoe off so he can step in for a look
Host: Oh no, he is mushatting again.

mushatting by B166NAT October 13, 2023

musketing 

The act of forcing tiny metal balls, such as BBs, into a man's urethra.

I tried musketing last night. Got a whole ten BBs inside my shaft right now.

musketing by Bean Bug November 16, 2016