Musdouche

A fake mustache - often ridiculous looking and intended to be funny or ironic. It is most often seen on hipsters and is the primary basis of a mustache party.

It is believed that an individual is given special "douche powers" when wearing a musdouche, which make them intolerable to anyone other than legitimate douchebags and fellow musdouche wearers. Once the musdouche is removed, the individual in question typically returns to their normal state.

Girl one: "Oh good grief. That guy with the musdouche hasn't shut up since he got to the party."

Girl two: "Yeah, he's usually a cool guy, but the force of the musdouche is strong with him."

by sudanhim December 14, 2011

musdouche

noun, MUS-doosh, a douchey mustache. Usage is subjective but generally refers to a thin, closely cropped mustache.

1st guy: Have you seen Kyle?

2nd guy: Yeah. Looks like he's trying to grow a musdouche. LOL.

by twilyth July 13, 2010

McDouche

Slang term for former NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver Jamie McMurray, given to him by Michael Mrucz. Michael Mrucz has a big rivalry with him in his NASCAR video game season mode.

Let's get McDouche into the barrels!

by watami April 21, 2022

mufadouche

One who's acting like a super super super big douche for no particular reason. Think of it as there's kilodouche, megadouche, gigadouche, and then there's mufadouche.

Man he's being a total mufadouche right now.
Yoooo this mufadouche won't feed me on Agar

by mufadouche December 6, 2015

Douchey McDouchebag

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.

Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

by KristynC July 31, 2008

douchey mcdouche

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.

Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009

mendoucheous

A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.

That Obamatard certainly is a mendoucheous asshat.

by Anglave February 28, 2009