mufadouche

One who's acting like a super super super big douche for no particular reason. Think of it as there's kilodouche, megadouche, gigadouche, and then there's mufadouche.

Man he's being a total mufadouche right now.
Yoooo this mufadouche won't feed me on Agar

mufadouche by mufadouche December 6, 2015

MAGAdouche 

1. A portmanteau of the acronym MAGA (Make America Great Again) and the word douche.
2. A person who consistently wears pro-Donald Trump attire everywhere. They can often be found trying to intimidate or ridicule people who disagree with them. They frequently cite alternative facts, use words such as libtard, and shout “Trump is YOUR President,” as an insult. Most of their information comes from Fox News or alt-right media outlets. They may also use their vehicle as a billboard in support of Trump.

Look at that lifted truck with all the Trump stickers. What a MAGAdouche!

MAGAdouche by RedBullGuy March 9, 2019

megadouche 

n. showing high capacity of doucheness

i hate you because you're a megadouche

megadouche by levi parker September 5, 2007

madouchea

comes from madusa, super greek bitch with snake hair, its when a girl is being a super bitch or whore, or both.

tyler: kaityln is such a madouchea.
Joe: kathy is being a mega madouchea

madouchea by THE GHETTO JEW May 6, 2009

Musdouche 

A fake mustache - often ridiculous looking and intended to be funny or ironic. It is most often seen on hipsters and is the primary basis of a mustache party.

It is believed that an individual is given special "douche powers" when wearing a musdouche, which make them intolerable to anyone other than legitimate douchebags and fellow musdouche wearers. Once the musdouche is removed, the individual in question typically returns to their normal state.

Girl one: "Oh good grief. That guy with the musdouche hasn't shut up since he got to the party."

Girl two: "Yeah, he's usually a cool guy, but the force of the musdouche is strong with him."

Musdouche by sudanhim December 14, 2011

murdouche 

Inadvertently saving pictures of ones member/adult friend finder profile pic to personal computer; typically this photo is stumbled upon by unsuspecting victims at a later date.

Man, I was looking at pictures of Murdock's sister on his laptop and a pic of his cock popped-up...what a murdouche.

murdouche by murderone February 19, 2011

Mamadouche 

The worst of insults. Pretty much the mother (hence the name) To be used on ex-bfs and parental units all the time

Dude! My ex-bf is such a mamadouche he totally stalked me here!

Mamadouche by kinkyyyyzzz June 15, 2010