twilyth's definitions

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

weez

Short for weasel. The male member, aka penis. By extension (so to speak), it can also apply to someone who is being a dick.

I've got to go drain the weez.
That weez just cut me off - douche bag!

by twilyth March 18, 2009

MOBO

Mojo on Back Order.

It means you are too tired to live and will actually do something when they deliver your new energy pack, fuel cell or whatever.

dude #1: Why haven't you fixed my computer yet man?

dude #2: Get off my dress bitch, MOBO

by twilyth June 24, 2010

fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth October 21, 2008

sphincterror

Used to describe a load so epically massive that one's sphincter clamps shut in an attempt to block its passage. Ultimately, this fails and just when you try to force it out, your sphincter surrenders to the inevitable. The enormous girth combined with the force exerted results in a painful (and sometimes audible) ripping sensation.

The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.

The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."

girl: you were in there a long time. Do you feel better?

guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak

girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!

by twilyth September 23, 2009

FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

by twilyth June 17, 2008

google god

Someone who can find the most relevant but obscure information with a single, powerful search string. The sort of person the "I feel lucky" button was meant for.

I couldn't find anything on the effects of trade with the West on the economy of 18th century Japan, but Bob got it in one try. He is a google god.

by twilyth December 9, 2008