twilyth's definitions

weez

Short for weasel. The male member, aka penis. By extension (so to speak), it can also apply to someone who is being a dick.

I've got to go drain the weez.
That weez just cut me off - douche bag!

by twilyth March 18, 2009

MOBO

Mojo on Back Order.

It means you are too tired to live and will actually do something when they deliver your new energy pack, fuel cell or whatever.

dude #1: Why haven't you fixed my computer yet man?

dude #2: Get off my dress bitch, MOBO

by twilyth June 24, 2010

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

google god

Someone who can find the most relevant but obscure information with a single, powerful search string. The sort of person the "I feel lucky" button was meant for.

I couldn't find anything on the effects of trade with the West on the economy of 18th century Japan, but Bob got it in one try. He is a google god.

by twilyth December 9, 2008

musdouche

noun, MUS-doosh, a douchey mustache. Usage is subjective but generally refers to a thin, closely cropped mustache.

1st guy: Have you seen Kyle?

2nd guy: Yeah. Looks like he's trying to grow a musdouche. LOL.

by twilyth July 13, 2010

CDAO

collateralized dumb ass obligations

A CDO, or Collateralized Debt Obligation, is generally a standardized investment product which consists of various real or synthetic assets.

When the assets consist wholly of mortgages from buyers who are too stupid to realize that they will never be able to pay them back - ever - in this or any other universe - they become CDAOs.

Banker 1: Hey Joe, did you finish normalizing the risk distribution of the tranches for that CDO.

Banker 2: I'm not going to bother. It's a CDAO, so it's not worth the bother.

Banker 1: Booyah! Keep fuckin' that chicken.

by twilyth June 24, 2010

FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

by twilyth June 17, 2008