collateralized dumb ass obligations
A CDO, or Collateralized Debt Obligation, is generally a standardized investment product which consists of various real or synthetic assets.
When the assets consist wholly of mortgages from buyers who are too stupid to realize that they will never be able to pay them back - ever - in this or any other universe - they become CDAOs.
A CDO, or Collateralized Debt Obligation, is generally a standardized investment product which consists of various real or synthetic assets.
When the assets consist wholly of mortgages from buyers who are too stupid to realize that they will never be able to pay them back - ever - in this or any other universe - they become CDAOs.
Banker 1: Hey Joe, did you finish normalizing the risk distribution of the tranches for that CDO.
Banker 2: I'm not going to bother. It's a CDAO, so it's not worth the bother.
Banker 1: Booyah! Keep fuckin' that chicken.
Banker 2: I'm not going to bother. It's a CDAO, so it's not worth the bother.
Banker 1: Booyah! Keep fuckin' that chicken.
by twilyth June 22, 2010
Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.
etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?
dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
by twilyth September 05, 2008
Short for weasel. The male member, aka penis. By extension (so to speak), it can also apply to someone who is being a dick.
by twilyth November 05, 2008
Used to describe a load so epically massive that one's sphincter clamps shut in an attempt to block its passage. Ultimately, this fails and just when you try to force it out, your sphincter surrenders to the inevitable. The enormous girth combined with the force exerted results in a painful (and sometimes audible) ripping sensation.
The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.
The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."
The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.
The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."
girl: you were in there a long time. Do you feel better?
guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak
girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!
guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak
girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!
by twilyth September 23, 2009
The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.
by twilyth June 28, 2009
Mojo on Back Order.
It means you are too tired to live and will actually do something when they deliver your new energy pack, fuel cell or whatever.
It means you are too tired to live and will actually do something when they deliver your new energy pack, fuel cell or whatever.
by twilyth June 22, 2010
noun, MUS-doosh, a douchey mustache. Usage is subjective but generally refers to a thin, closely cropped mustache.
by twilyth July 14, 2010