The endless mourning period when a reining UK monarch dies. Encompassing the cancellation of all other important news or wider events deemed less important than the death of this one particular human.
Dude the Queen is dead and we need to show our respects by signalling endless grief. Brace yourself it's gonna be Mournageddon!
A union between two people that implies dysfunction, argument, and petty spats - in short what a long-term, monogamous relationship really is. The polar opposite of a "marriage" which refers to the Hallmark portrayal of what a union should be - perfect, serene, and classy.
"That ain't no marriage! That a murrage!!" - Cleveland Brown from The ClevelandShow