A fat sweaty discusting girl that nobody wants to be with.

by Tom Griffiths February 25, 2008
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Abbrev. for Spaghetti or long noodles. Can be used with additions. Example 'Sketty Bolognase'. Also the name of a small South West Wales village.
I'll just cook some sketty.
by luke thomas November 17, 2003
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An epic one of a kind bond that can only be managed once in a lifetime between two hockey teammates who toss dirty marinara as their part time day job and chirp the dust opponents and wheel broads all at once. An invitation may be cordially sent out to incoming prospects by the skettians and their co-partner lil' sketty.
Self explanatory to toss sketty all day erryday
by Skettians January 29, 2011
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Sketti is a recipe made by Mama on the show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. It's a cheap redneck version of spaghetti that consist of mixing butter and ketchup.
Hey Honey Boo Boo, come eat your sketti!
by yakooza October 19, 2012
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When your too stoned to say the whole word, 'sketti' replaces the very long and difficult to say word: Spaghetti.
OI, stick us some sketti and toast on while you're in there will ya?
by g00gl3r December 16, 2004
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Kiersten : Last night was so romantic me and Jake had spaghetti then we made love afterwards!
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten why bother eating why not just skip straight to the bed?
Kiersten : You know what Kaylee you need a man to pound your pussy!
Steve : She's right Kaylee me and Chad are so happy together he loves to dump Sketties on my naked body and then eat them off his favorite dish is Sketties and Steve's Balls!
Kaylee : You know how disgusting that sounds why don't you ever Shut The Fuck Up!
Kiersten : He's right Kaylee a man in your life would make you happy!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go dump some Sketties on Steve's Balls and lick them off!
Steve : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : Hope your happy you just made him cum all over the floor!
Steve : Mmmm! Sketties make me cum!
by SlopNChop August 17, 2018
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long thin noodles boiled in water then covered in sauce.
I had skettis and butter bread for dinner.I love to slurp up my skettis
by shyven April 24, 2009
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