The daily management of correspondence through various dating apps. There is usually a slight correlation between the volume of dateministration undertaken and your personal attractiveness.
by indianreservation August 24, 2022
Alternative fruit based teas such as Grapefruit and Ginseng that are more special and precious than ordinary tea.
"Darling please make me a cup of specialitea will you? I've had such a day at the office and am just desperate for some Organic Gunpowder Green tea to help me chillax"
by indianreservation December 25, 2022
The endless mourning period when a reining UK monarch dies. Encompassing the cancellation of all other important news or wider events deemed less important than the death of this one particular human.
Dude the Queen is dead and we need to show our respects by signalling endless grief. Brace yourself it's gonna be Mournageddon!
by indianreservation September 17, 2022
When an obese person falls in love with someone who has a healthy BMI. Usually their love is unrequited.
by indianreservation September 03, 2016