muppetism

the type of behaviour someone who has not got a clue about anything but thinks they know everything shows usualy when intoxicated under the influence of certain substances or trying to impress a lady.
thus making a compleate tit of themselves in the process.

trying to make best friends with a doorman you have never met before trying to impress friends and girls.

by jestertheknight May 25, 2005

muppetism

muppetism is the practice of being baldwin, a child who looks and acts like a muppet and shits out puppeteers, whilst saying meah

the 2006 roping platoon suffers from muppetism

by rickyb2006 May 16, 2006

Muppet

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet

by Lloyd (Stallion) Salas November 14, 2002

Muppetting

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.

by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

Muppet

A right useless fuckwit.

Fuck off Tony Abbott, you muppet

by touchmywang October 28, 2014

Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.

by stillrecovering August 28, 2018

muppets

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.

"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."

by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005