muppetism 

the type of behaviour someone who has not got a clue about anything but thinks they know everything shows usualy when intoxicated under the influence of certain substances or trying to impress a lady.
thus making a compleate tit of themselves in the process.

trying to make best friends with a doorman you have never met before trying to impress friends and girls.

muppetism by jestertheknight May 25, 2005

muppetism 

muppetism is the practice of being baldwin, a child who looks and acts like a muppet and shits out puppeteers, whilst saying meah

the 2006 roping platoon suffers from muppetism

muppetism by rickyb2006 May 16, 2006

Muppetesque 

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.

That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.

Muppetesque by K-Murda March 11, 2013

muppets 

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.

"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."

muppets by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

milk muppets

female breasts; specifically large breasts that protrude from the chest.

Bro, I'm totally going to sink my face between those milk muppets tonight!

milk muppets by milkmuppetlove July 17, 2011

Muppets Take Manhattan 

When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.

CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!

CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!

CEO : There's only one thing we can do!

CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?

CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"

CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!

Muppets Take Manhattan by Love Chef April 27, 2010

muppetition 

when a gathering of muppets(idiots) compete with each other in a confined area.

Every person who had no idea what actually happened gathered to explain in great detail their version of events, each time out doing the last person, it was truly a momentous muppetition.

muppetition by mr_cheeks March 3, 2011