muppetitis 

Someone who regularly behaves like a muppet.

i.e. you have a severe case of muppetitis

muppetitis by Suni January 23, 2005

muppetitis 

A medical condition in which the sufferer takes on the traits of muppet: being silly. Muppetitis very contagious.

Hind has muppetitis.

muppetitis by TheMuppets October 28, 2009

Muppetting 

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.

Muppetting by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

muppetition 

when a gathering of muppets(idiots) compete with each other in a confined area.

Every person who had no idea what actually happened gathered to explain in great detail their version of events, each time out doing the last person, it was truly a momentous muppetition.

muppetition by mr_cheeks March 3, 2011

muppetational

That which pertains to muppets, and is fantastic.

Fraggle Rock is muppetational!

muppetational by fragglerocker08 May 1, 2010

muppetkisser 

A girl who is incapable of kissing a boy. Her fear of naked men has caused her to become a recluse in sexual light and spend all her time kissing things that wont judge her.

That poor muppetkisser, she’ll probably grow up to be an old cat lady.

muppetkisser by <3RBF December 10, 2008

Muppetitus

A rare genetic defect that can affect anything from frogs to pigs to even people. It turns the individual's skin into a felt-like substance and causes them to sing randomly. Most people infected with the gene are forced to live on Sesame Street, where documentaries are frequently shot to show their lives.

"See that frog with the banjo? I think he has Muppetitus,"

Muppetitus by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023