muppetition 

when a gathering of muppets(idiots) compete with each other in a confined area.

Every person who had no idea what actually happened gathered to explain in great detail their version of events, each time out doing the last person, it was truly a momentous muppetition.

muppetition by mr_cheeks March 3, 2011

Muppetting 

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.

Muppetting by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

muppetational

That which pertains to muppets, and is fantastic.

Fraggle Rock is muppetational!

muppetational by fragglerocker08 May 1, 2010

muppetitis 

Someone who regularly behaves like a muppet.

i.e. you have a severe case of muppetitis

muppetitis by Suni January 23, 2005

mompetition 

The one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.

She engaged me in mompetition insisting her son walked at 6 months and implying my son was slow for his age.

mompetition by FLmom December 21, 2009

muppetitis 

A medical condition in which the sufferer takes on the traits of muppet: being silly. Muppetitis very contagious.

Hind has muppetitis.

muppetitis by TheMuppets October 28, 2009

Muppetting 

A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.

"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."

Muppetting by Darquos Leblack October 10, 2021