muppeteer 

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

muppeteer by rtm December 28, 2005

muppeteer 

a suitably comedically incompetent controller of muppets

the sven goran ericcson what a fucking muppeteer

muppeteer by spong May 2, 2003

Muppetesque 

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.

That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.

Muppetesque by K-Murda March 11, 2013

puppeteer

Soneone with a life so sad that they try to control someone else's to deny their own reality.

Jack: Man I swear John keeps trying me how to live, where I should go and what to spend money on.
Jim: Sounds like he is your puppeteer.

puppeteer by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.

Muppeted by stillrecovering August 28, 2018

anal puppeteer 

Someone who likes to stick their hand up their own ass like a puppet

John is such a anal puppeteer when he sits home playing mine craft all day.

anal puppeteer by Tailspinmb November 27, 2013

puppeteerin 

Controlling another person.
Telling someone what to do.
Forcing a Person to do something against their own will.

I'm so sick of my Boyfriend being so puppeteerin.

The very first time my man becomes puppeteerin, I'm gone.

puppeteerin by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008