Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.

Muppeted by stillrecovering August 28, 2018

Muppeted

When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet

I don't remember that was I being muppeted?

Muppeted by Mick diggler March 11, 2021

Muppetesque 

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.

That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.

Muppetesque by K-Murda March 11, 2013

muppeteer 

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

muppeteer by rtm December 28, 2005

muppeteer 

a suitably comedically incompetent controller of muppets

the sven goran ericcson what a fucking muppeteer

muppeteer by spong May 2, 2003

Muppet'ed 

Being so fucked up, you feel like a fucking muppet.

"How was that gravity bong hit?" "...holy shit i'm muppet'ed"

Muppet'ed by zjob September 28, 2011

Muppetese 

Speaking so excitedly no human can understand what you are saying, usually causing nearby dogs to whimper in pain.

When I told her she was fat on the inside, she started talking in Muppetese. Like I understand that shit.

I don't speak Muppetese.

Muppetese by Tony Danza Badass Mafia Poop July 16, 2010