spong's definitions
a situation during which something, having started off quite promisingly decends inevitably into farce and acrimony...
by spong May 2, 2003

by spong May 2, 2003

Refers to the Episcopal Church, an organization of agnostics and former Catholics who like to take coffee and donuts after their Sunday meetings. Assuming they're not out playing golf.
The Episcopal Church is Catholic-lite!
by Spong September 28, 2005

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks
'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'
by spong May 2, 2003
