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munchowser 

A gentleman who thoroughly enjoys performing oral sex on a female. AKA Muching Box.
Belz is a world champion munchowser due to his swirling tounge technique.
munchowser by MarcD December 14, 2006
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Manchowder 

Derogatory shorthand for the English Premiere League football/soccer club, Manchester United F.C. Also referred by the full name of "Manchowder United".

The term "manchowder" is derived from slang for the male ejaculate.
Did you see Manchowder choke to Barcelona in the Champions League final last night? 10-year-old boys must by crying all over the world.
Manchowder by swagv May 31, 2009

manchowder 

1) The semenal ejaculate out of the male human penis, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. Said to have it's taste affected by the male's diet.
Stan, your manchowder is tasting a little too much like garlic.
manchowder by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

manchowder 

the salty discharge from the penis. Some women make necklasses out of it
he splurged his manchowder on her face
manchowder by stever April 29, 2003

manchowder 

sperm, baby batter, love juice, man mayo
he splashed his manchowder on her face when he climaxed
manchowder by g March 4, 2004

manchowder 

"Hey, how did your dinner date go?"
"Splendid! I made her some tubesteak followed by manchowder for desert!"
manchowder by taoistmoon January 23, 2012

Manchowder 

The creamy white sauce that is produced by a man; sperm.
MotherMaryJane loves the manchowder!
Manchowder by SOB April 11, 2003
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