mumcus

1. To cuss ones mum in a most derogatory fashion.
2.To describe a put-down of the worst kind: 'dude, that's such a mumcuss!'

1.e.g. 'your mum is so fat..'. 'your mum is so dumb..'

by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005

Mumbus

A nickname for someone when they make a bad mistake

"bob you mumbus you spilled the orange juice"

by yolkmaster May 30, 2018

Mucus

A synonym for slime or homie. Your mucus is someone you’re cool with. Popularised by Ski Mask The Slump God in the song Catch Me outside

You fuck with my mucus your fuck with me

by Sir Leo The Great June 19, 2019

mumpus

Fried cock or hot penis juice

“Hey John! That mumpus was delicious”.

“Did you get that surgery yet, Adam?”

“No bro, my mumpus is falling off”.

by Mumpussauce March 29, 2021

ass mucus

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.

Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.

by Vinnie the Cock February 29, 2008

mucus cum

Where your cum (semen) is very viscous and sticky. Most commonly a very informal term used in friend groups as a bit of banter.

Uses: "You'll never guess what. I had it. Last night." "Had what?" "Mucus cum!"

by Bilbo Swagins October 1, 2014

Mucus Dick Moment

Another phrase for getting fucked.

While Aaron was playing a game, he had a Mucus dick moment.

by TH3B3AST87_TTV February 2, 2020