mulc 

verb- a person that u dont like because of something that they have done in the past or for just being alive.

mulc-some one that has taken something from you or hurt you in some way.

mulc by jessi1993 May 17, 2006

mulc'ed-up 

To get so drunk you are acting like "Mulc". This would involve picking fights with random strangers, punching holes in walls, tazing yourself, writing on your own face, or doing anything else that you wouldn't want your mom to find out about.

Dude, I’m going to get mulc'ed-up tonight.

mulc'ed-up by Manley October 16, 2005

mulchmaxxing

the process of eating an extensive amount of mulch. this raises your life span by 2 days

i am a soilpilled mulchmaxxing sister of the loam.

mulchmaxxing by mulching November 7, 2023

tom mulcair 

A strange orange-skinned alien from Mars.

Greetings Earthlings! My name is Tom Mulcair.

tom mulcair by Stephen Harper Supporter December 8, 2015

mulch chucker 

A racial slur for Hispanics because of the common occupation of landscaping. But also sometimes used to make fun of a landscaper the same way grease monkey is used to make fun of mechanics.

Asshole:"Speak English you fucking mulch chuckers"
Landscaper: "Actually I'm bi-lingual asshole and nobody was talking to you so what the fuck do you care? Now get the fuck out of here before I rip you four extra assholes with my pitch fork!"

mulch chucker by Irving Fryer July 10, 2010

mulchhole 

a nother way of describing the female private parts

hows you mulchhole today

mulchhole by requesta August 18, 2009

Mulchtrix 

An absolute fever dream that never ends. Green is coming.

One may never escape the mulchtrix unless the green lets you go.

Mulchtrix by The Mulchman May 22, 2021