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mulchologist
wayne can do anything possable when it comes to mulch from flower beds to even sleeping in it. that man is a mulchologist
aka mulch genius
aka mulch genius
mulchologist by BIG DADDY BACON December 29, 2011
Related Words
mulchhole • muckhole • mitchhole • muchole • mulchlet • mulchologist • Mulchrone • mushhole • bootlegged munchmole • mulch pile
muckhole
muckhole by A.Nono.Mouse August 9, 2004
muckhole
muckhole by Ophelia Minge October 16, 2003
muckhole
Australian term sometimes used to refer to the arsehole but more commonly a replacement word for cunt. say it outloud it's fun
mushhole
a whole which is located in between the rectum and the vagina of a desert tortoise. Also classified as a "taint", to gain said mushhole, you must be vigorously rubbing said tortoise genatalia on a cactus for 9 hours straight.
My mom took me to Petsmart the other week, and we both witnessed a desert tortoise who suffered from MUSHHOLE! it was a sad day.
mushhole by Tacomadness March 5, 2011
mitchhole
Friend1: Dude!! I finally slept with Sandra last night! When I spread her butt cheeks, her asshole was humongous and smelly!!.... friend2: you mean she had a mitchhole..... friend1:" yes you're right.... she had a mitchhole.
mitchhole by Ytraineveryday December 8, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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