Mulak

Someone who has trouble with things in general. Poor comprehension or bad coordination makes this person incapable of performing well.

At the end of a losing match, the captain said: "what happened today? we looked like a bunch of mulaks out there!"
Two friends are trying to figure out what transportation to take:
Tim: "why don't we take our bikes, this way we can go around the traffic"
Jeff: "I know... why don't we take our bicycles so that we don't have to get stuck in traffic"
Tim: "That's what I just said, you mulak"

Mulak by deebsteroni January 9, 2009

mulak

\mʊlæk\ happy feeling you get when you know how people gonna react to thoughts and beliefs that you said on purpose

samantha: i loved your answer to haters they all are confused now
raphael: cause i know how to feel mulak when haters talk shit

mulak by elahe May 11, 2021

John Mulaney Syndrome 

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

Mudak 

Pronunciation: mu̇d-ˌäk

A Russian swear word meaning an asshole, but never a smart asshole. Someone so arrogant that he doesn't even understand what a dickhead he is.

What makes this word unique - it is strictly masculine, which is not typical for the Russian profanity. You can even call a man pizda (cunt); but you never could say "she's a mudak". Neither you can form the feminine gender of the noun, like for the similar word durak (fool) - dura (feminine for durak). No way. So it's always a "dumb prick" but never a "dumb cunt".

Of course, "mudak" is an offensive word, but not as offensive as a pidar (faggot) or even a kozel (goat). Your ass would not necessarily get kicked for the use of it (it's still possible though). Some people even call themselves mudaks with some degree of vanity; e.g. the most renowned blogger of the Russian Web is pretty comfortable with a nickname Tupoi Mudak (a kind of redundancy here, i.e. the dumbest dumb jerk).

- Isn't Alex just great with all this computer shit? It seems he really knows what he's doing.
- The man is a mudak. I would not trust him to mow my lawn... or his own for that matter.

- Tofik, why are you always so rude? - 'Coz I'm a mudak, now what? Deal with it.

- So sorry for blocking your driveway, neighbor, but my car has no power, so I can't move it.
- I don't know how, but move it now, you mudak, I have a plane to catch!

- Could you close the window? I think I'm catching a cold.
- I couldn't care less, I need fresh air. Find yourself a scarf or something.
- What a mudak you are!

Mudak by Alex Ex November 21, 2013

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.

Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!

John Mulaney by MotharChod June 13, 2018

muladi 

the true origin of the word "mulatto," Arabic, it means a person or part white and part Moorish origins.

The proper origin of "mulatto" is "muladi," not "mule."

muladi by Caitrin J April 3, 2008