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John Mulaney Syndrome
John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020
John Mulaney
An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020
John Mulaney
Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?
Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
John Mulaney by MotharChod June 13, 2018
mulge
Mulging is the art of destroying someone, often times in a video game. The history of the word comes from the abbreviation "MLG" which stands for Major League Gaming. It was often said that something was "MLG" when a clutch move was pulled. It was quite a hassle to always say the letters "M...L...G" so it became known as MULGE to the best players in the world. It is a nice single syllable word to describe the clutch ability of a professional player.
Mulge can also be used in the act of raping someone, literally or mentally. Players such as Jameskkkkk often get mulge in their mouths when they try to compete with quality people.
Mulge can also be used in the act of raping someone, literally or mentally. Players such as Jameskkkkk often get mulge in their mouths when they try to compete with quality people.
John Mulaney Syndrome
A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.
"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
John Mulaney Syndrome by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020
Laggy McLagerson
fat guy watching family guy:Damn mod you're a Laggy Mclagerson!
fat guy streaming it because he has no life: It's my fault I have to download porn i can't get girls just because I'm, big boned:(
fat guy streaming it because he has no life: It's my fault I have to download porn i can't get girls just because I'm, big boned:(
Laggy McLagerson by Jagpauljeetsinghkaur Smith March 1, 2009