mulge

Mulging is the art of destroying someone, often times in a video game. The history of the word comes from the abbreviation "MLG" which stands for Major League Gaming. It was often said that something was "MLG" when a clutch move was pulled. It was quite a hassle to always say the letters "M...L...G" so it became known as MULGE to the best players in the world. It is a nice single syllable word to describe the clutch ability of a professional player.

Mulge can also be used in the act of raping someone, literally or mentally. Players such as Jameskkkkk often get mulge in their mouths when they try to compete with quality people.

Ex1. "WHAT A MULGE ARROW, BOW TO ME BITCHES!"

Ex2. "Yo bro you see me mulge that kid? He had no chance."
"Yeah you're a real mulger!"

Ex3. "Yo Hoe, u want sum mulge in yo mouth? Cuz datz what you gunna get."

mulge by BlaxInPax December 8, 2009

mulge

a fusion of man and bulge aka man bulge

the ever present bulge in a guys pants

"whoa, look at the mulge on that"

"omg, did you see his mulge?!'

mulge by 2_lil_snails April 29, 2006

Obsolete Mule 

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.

Obsolete Mule by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016

Chicken mugget 

A chicken nugget that mugs you

I didn't see that chicken mugget coming

Chicken mugget by Chicken mugget April 10, 2017

Drama Mule 

Someone who likes to transport worthless gossip between others in a way similar to a drug mule transporting drugs.

Oswald: "Did you hear about how Bob is telling everyone that Jaquan got expelled?"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"

Drama Mule by VolleyballIsLife October 29, 2014

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Mudget 

A scampy or rascally child, especially one that is dirty. Also used to describe an adult that is behaving in a childish fashion.

"Did you smear that ice cream all over your face? You are such a mudget."

"You really played hooky from work just to see the new Avengers move? Dude, you are such a mudget."

Mudget by pseudonym10.0.0.1 June 12, 2013