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mumbledrunk 

when you get so drunk, everything that you say is mumbled.
Daphne drinks so much that when she speaks she sounds like a mumbledrunk!
mumbledrunk by big oakie shooter November 20, 2010

mumbled for 

Similar to "spoken for," when referring to relationship status, but more indistinct - when you are "mumbled for," you will hopefully be in a relationship soon, and it would be rude to engage in alternative romantic entanglements.

You might also be in a relationship with a person who mumbles.
Rob: Hey, you want to go enjoy the sunset together?
Jane: Sorry, I'm mumbled for - Dave and I have been seriously flirting for weeks now.

-or-

Jane: Hey darling, do we need more vegetables?
Dave: Hrmm mm huh roomm.
Jane: What?
mumbled for by Tenelladan June 9, 2011
she mumbled the answer
mumbled by Dapper Unicorn83 March 5, 2017
to injure or inflict pain on yourself.
I mumbled my foot in the game.
mumbled by Big Ron ;) July 6, 2009

mumbledust 

The magical, pixie-dust like substance that allows one Lid to finagle his way through life.

A mild mind-control aromatic, that when exposed to, while not lethal, may lead to periods of suggestibility. The Soviets attempted to duplicate the secret recipe for years during the Cold War, but were unable to understand the ingredients when told by the McMillin clan.

Side effects include working weekends and holidays, coming in to work 4 hours early so “someone” can catch the LIRR back to the trailer pArk. Long term exposure can lead to word salad, inability to speak coherently, and an insatiable thirst for Mountain dew.
“Dude, I came in at 6am and let Mumbles go home. Now, I’m working for him 4th of July, and then i gotta change a tire for him on his trailer”
“Bro, you got Mumbledusted”
mumbledust by mumbleduster August 6, 2019
Accidentally sending your own father a dick pic
Did you hear, Alex McFumbled
McFumbled by The Real Dirty Dan December 17, 2022