MalliHerb

noun;

an officer who consistently causes his subordinates to remain on bullshit operations for hours on end; who routinely forgets to pay coworkers; a chronic "mountain out of mole hills" maker.

a grown man who rides a razor scooter.

verb;

to be duped into nonsensical, overly-cautious shenanigans, again for hours on end; to be bamboozled by a Malliherb
Bob kept us on a 2 minute gas leak for over three hours checking every building in the neighborhood. He's the original MalliHerb.

"We stood in the rain all night, then he forgot to pay us for the overtime."
"Damn, you got MalliHerbed"

"I made my self available for overtime last night and my name wasn't given to the aide"
"Damn, you got MalliHerbed".
by mumbleduster August 02, 2019
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mumbledust

The magical, pixie-dust like substance that allows one Lid to finagle his way through life.

A mild mind-control aromatic, that when exposed to, while not lethal, may lead to periods of suggestibility. The Soviets attempted to duplicate the secret recipe for years during the Cold War, but were unable to understand the ingredients when told by the McMillin clan.

Side effects include working weekends and holidays, coming in to work 4 hours early so “someone” can catch the LIRR back to the trailer pArk. Long term exposure can lead to word salad, inability to speak coherently, and an insatiable thirst for Mountain dew.
“Dude, I came in at 6am and let Mumbles go home. Now, I’m working for him 4th of July, and then i gotta change a tire for him on his trailer”
“Bro, you got Mumbledusted”
by mumbleduster August 07, 2019
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