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The smell your friend's face carries after he eats out that skank from the bar.
"Dude, your muffume is nasty."
muffume by Ligen Lilando August 22, 2009
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1. female from the ghetto
2. spends free time drinking and partying
3. spends free time bullying other girls
4. no class
5. sells bundles of hair from her car
6.cant get a man of her own so she steals someone elses
oh come on, not another muffme
muffme by youthejokenow February 19, 2017

Muffuletta 

This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.
Luisa gave herself a muffuletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!
1. female from the ghetto
2. spends free time drinking and partying
3. has no life so spends free time bullying other girls
4. no class
5. sells bundles (from her car)
6. can't get a man of her own so she steals someone else's
7. works dead ens retail jobs and says shes slaying it
oh come on, not another muffme
muffme by youthejokenow February 24, 2017

Muffuker 

A word short for Mother-Fucker. Can be used very widely upon speaking.
Your a crazy ass muffuker.
Sup muffuker.
I havent heard of the muffuker.
Muffuker.
I know a muffuker, that knows a muffuker, that knew a muffuker, that knows mel brooks. you know. that crazy muffuker.

Muffuletta 

A nice way of saying getting smothered by my pussy.
The poor guy died from muffuletta but it was worth it for me.
Muffuletta by Rjb queen January 18, 2020
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