Muffdiver 

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.

“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”

Muffdiver by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018

muffin diver 

a person who eats out the pussy.

Emily is a muffin diver when she is with Jennifer.

muffin diver by ~Bodi~ June 11, 2006

muffdiver 

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

muffdiver by wulf February 15, 2003

collegiate muffdiver 

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.

"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

collegiate muffdiver by C. T. May May 11, 2010

muffdiver 

Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson

muffdiver by sacramento football man November 27, 2011

muffinizer 

A muffinizer is anyone who knows how to get down and party. The word originated in Chico from various sophomores in college at parties. If you are a muffinizer, you can dance, drink, and socialize well.

"Lets invite Stuart to our party, he is a really muffinizer"

muffinizer by chola August 6, 2012

muffdiver 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)

I bought my best friend a muffdiver for her birthday at the club.

muffdiver by ThatGirl85 September 3, 2005