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Muffin Game

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This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin
Person 1: wanna play the muffin game?
Person 2: sure, let me ask Jacob and Mack too
Muffin Game by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

The Muffin Game 

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Basically, it is a game played by two or more males in which a muffin is placed on the ground, the players form a circle around the muffin, and the players must race to jizz on the muffin. The last person to jizz on the muffin must eat it. Origin unknown. Try this game with your camping buddies.
We were playing the Muffin Game and Brad, reluctantly, ended up eating the muffin.
The Muffin Game by j3ss3!!!!! July 28, 2006

jizz muffin game 

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a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.
"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"

The Female Muffin game 

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A great game for girls at sleepovers! It is and adaption of The Muffin Game that allows girls to have some fun too. It is played by having a muffin placed on the floor and players kneel around it. It is played by the girls using the muffin as a dildo and the last one to stick the muffin inside must eat the ENTIRE muffin. (This game can be played with girls and guys if the players wish. If i guy is the last to ejaculate on the muffin he must eat it, but if he is last and a girl has not put it in yet, she must eat it.) Both are great fun for sleepovers and parties.
"Hey Miranda! Come play the muffin game with me and Steph!"
"I thought only guys can play that Emmathy."
"Nope, there's a female version called The Female Muffin Game. I'm a pro."
"Maybe we can do a mix and Ryan and Jorge can ... cum ... too! Hahaha"
"Why not?!"
Cool I'll go get them!"

The Muffin Game 

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Where a group of guys get in a circle jerk and try to nut on a muffin last guy to finish has to eat the muffin
Dude u wanna play the muffin game? Sure what kinda muffins you got?
The Muffin Game by Max-well December 16, 2009

Muffin Gamer 

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One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.
Muffin Gamer by Beeg nene May 18, 2020
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