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muffamoo
An abnormally shaped muffin that is made of/lookslike/tastes like a cow. Usually the kind you'd find on a normal farm.
The vegetarian in my class refused to eat the muffamoo. Too bad she didn't know that it was a muffatofu.
muffamoo by The Muffin Crew December 26, 2008
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muffami • Muffadin • Muffairy • muffalicious • Muffaling • muffamoo • muffarie • muffmaid • Muffmind • MuffyMinaj
muffalicious
1. Man Kim, your muff is muffalicious.
2. Karol, aside from your blind stick, your untamed pubic hair is muffalicious.
2. Karol, aside from your blind stick, your untamed pubic hair is muffalicious.
muffalicious by Colin Strickfeild January 5, 2007
Muffadin
Muffadin by DontBanMeBlizzard May 18, 2021
Mumfamily
Usually found on twitter, the mumfamily consists of people (mostly girls) who love mumford and sons so much. They have a mumfsession and deny being stalkers. The singular form is Mumfie. They are all at Least in love with one of the members of mumford and sons and like to chat about their love for said person. They all know that Winston is a sex bomb. They all lurv each other and love finding people who are as mumfesessed as they are.
Person a: have you seen this mumfamily on twitter and or tumblr?
Person b: oh ya they all talk about mumford and sons all day
Persona:
Personb:
Persona: can I join
Personb:do you know how sexy mumford and sons are
Person a: yes
Personb; ok you can join
Person b: oh ya they all talk about mumford and sons all day
Persona:
Personb:
Persona: can I join
Personb:do you know how sexy mumford and sons are
Person a: yes
Personb; ok you can join
Mumfamily by Tim's shell November 27, 2012
muffmaid
Shit Bigass Brenda's a wonderful muffmaid , we spent three days just bangin and hangin playing oldskool Nintendo
muffmaid by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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