muffamoo 

An abnormally shaped muffin that is made of/lookslike/tastes like a cow. Usually the kind you'd find on a normal farm.

The vegetarian in my class refused to eat the muffamoo. Too bad she didn't know that it was a muffatofu.

muffamoo by The Muffin Crew December 26, 2008

Cooter Muffaloon 

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).

Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.

Cooter Muffaloon by Corn Smith January 17, 2010

Muffmoose 

Hot looking, babe, handsome.

"Wow, look at that guy, he is a muffmoose."

Muffmoose by Heartmonger June 19, 2019