When a nigga' should be stayin' on his grind but instead is tricking off his time, effort and paper for the pursuit of pussy. In other words; he's out his Mufffuckin' mind. Some might call it "chasing tail" others may call it "chasing head" but it all comes down to trying to fuck any number of bitches so much it is taking away from a well balanced life. Studios can get lost, rides can get repo'd, time can be spent in jail as a result - Bring awareness to those suffering from Muffmind by actively pointing it out, it is very difficult to self-identify Muffmind while under its hold. With time and effort comes wisdom, we can all learn to detect the early warning signs and better manage the condition.
Jamal has been suffering from a bad bout of Muffmind, he's going on three months not paying his monthly fiddy' for child support - He's gonna end up in county again whenever they catch up to him ... My girl, Clarice, the one that works at the outlet mall... She says he's been in there and spent more than 3 racks on purses for two different bitches and according to his punch card he's prolly spent more like five...
by Unauthorized Snacks February 4, 2024
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Dude I had crazy intercourse with this girl last night and now I have a muffindick" "Can I suck on your infected muffindick?" "No, you could get muffinlips
by DirtyDeed April 8, 2011
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muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.
by Muffindamule October 2, 2006
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