A person (usually a woman) who’s like a “fairy of the muff” — basically someone obsessed with, skilled at, or always around vaginas.
Could also mean a woman who’s “magically good at oral” or someone who flits from muff to muff like a mischievous little fairy.
Could also mean a woman who’s “magically good at oral” or someone who flits from muff to muff like a mischievous little fairy.
“Bro, she swooped in like a damn Muffairy and made that girl forget her own name.”
“Quit playing the Muffairy, we all know you’re just here to eat and run.”
“Every bar’s got that one Muffairy who disappears with half the ladies by closing time.”
“He called her a Muffairy ‘cause she sprinkled magic dust on his girlfriend’s cooch and vanished.”
“Don’t trust the Muffairy — she’ll steal your girl with just one lick.”
“Quit playing the Muffairy, we all know you’re just here to eat and run.”
“Every bar’s got that one Muffairy who disappears with half the ladies by closing time.”
“He called her a Muffairy ‘cause she sprinkled magic dust on his girlfriend’s cooch and vanished.”
“Don’t trust the Muffairy — she’ll steal your girl with just one lick.”
by vaginaenthusiast September 08, 2025
Get the Muffairymug.