muff-diving
I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.
muff-diving by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015
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muff-diving
the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.
muff-diving by SugarRay August 3, 2007
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Muff-Diving
Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.
Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."
Muff-Diving by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017
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Muff Diving by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002
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Muff Diving by Bob Dole November 11, 2002
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muff diving by Ana Elena October 4, 2005
muff diving
To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.
muff diving by Katttttttttt August 15, 2006
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