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mudmonkey

urinal terd; terd that is pinched off somewhere other that a toilet
There is a mudmonkey in the men's room propped up against the back of the urinal like a brown ragdoll.
by tb cackeroni January 2, 2007
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mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.
How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.
by bzflag October 12, 2006
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mapMonkey

A term used for an experienced glitcher on consoles such as Xbox 360, PS3, and PC. You will catch them playing Call of Duty games and talking about pomegranates.
Wtfhaxor?! How did you get up there?

Dude I'm a mapMonkey...

Thats awesome I want to learn too!
by mMteam June 26, 2009
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mudhoney

a badass group with one hell of a song called into yer shtik & of course it's talking about courtney love in the first part. you just gotta listen to it.
You're so tormented
Demented
Indebted
To all the assholes just like you
Who've come and gone before you
Predictable
Just plain dull
Why don't you
Blow your brains out, too?
You're so into yer shtik
You're so hounded
Ungrounded
Surrounded
By scum sucking leeches
Who will shovel your shit
Sweep your dessert
Both before and after it
Feed your ego
They never tell you no
All of you
Make me sick
You're so into yer shtik
And they're all into your shtik
Well, Mitchell's got a new girl
She's nineteen
Hollywood model
Star of the screen
She's up here
To support the scene
It's all part
Of his rock and roll fantasy
Stan was at the bar
With bandaged hands
They tried to dry him out
And he got mad
Cut his fist
Punching hospital glass
Made his myth
Now he's trapped
Susie's just a girl
Who's doing her job
That came to New York
And wanted a car
Working with the management
To the stars
Kissing ass
Is a part of her job
It's part of her job
Yeah, it's part of her job
Oh she loves her job
What the hell?
She does it so well
I'm not perfect
I've lived a life of mistakes
I'm not perfect
There's one thing I can't take
You are into yer shtik
You're so into yer shtik
And they're so into yer shtik
Fuck you, you make me sick
by mary j. August 27, 2004
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mud monkey

Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it
He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.
by vive cuervo February 7, 2009
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Mud Monkey

I have to go leave a nice Mud Monkey in the toilet
by Sir_Shits_A_Lot April 13, 2009
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Mudhoney

A significant other of hillbilly or white trash extraction. Derived from the Russ Meyer film "Mudhoney" (USA -1965)
Erika's new mudhoney is kind of cute, if you can get beyond the lack of teeth and the odor.
by kidjones December 15, 2004
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