muddbutted

the past tense of continuous diarrhea occurring over a period of time.

I walked Django to the grocery store yesterday and he muddbutted over everyone's lawn in between.

Went to Taco Bell for lunch and muddbutted my way through dinner with my girlfriend's parents.

by djangogfh September 25, 2014

Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

by Wookie4u January 11, 2010

Medina mudbutter

When you use butter as a lubricant during anal sex when the recipient is constipated

To alleviate Sally's constipation, I gave her a Medina mudbutter when I got home

by Medina4life July 20, 2011

muddbutt

a dave chappelle term for diaarrea

i got that mud butt rumble.

by adam May 13, 2005

muddbutt shuffle

Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs and butt cheeks and walk with short, rapid steps, preferably with feet pointed slightly outwards.

"After that last pale ale went through me, I had to do the muddbutt shuffle to the washroom."

by O-bone April 21, 2007

Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

by Wookie4u January 8, 2010

mudbutter

A name for the feces ring around the head of your penis after anal sex

is that mudbutter on your penis

by adamishere April 12, 2021