When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet
paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and
thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your
asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.
P1: “WTF took you so
long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god
damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking
salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”