muddbutted

the past tense of continuous diarrhea occurring over a period of time.

I walked Django to the grocery store yesterday and he muddbutted over everyone's lawn in between.

Went to Taco Bell for lunch and muddbutted my way through dinner with my girlfriend's parents.

by djangogfh September 25, 2014

holable

golf shot, generally a chip shot near the green, that is deemed to have the potential of going in. usually something said by a high handicapper in an effort to boost his or her confidence before hitting the shot that inevitably will end up 15 feet from the hole.

"Dude, this shot is pretty holable." - Dude A
"Yeah, mad holable." - Dude B
"Holable." - Dude A

by djangogfh September 25, 2014