muddbutt

a dave chappelle term for diaarrea

i got that mud butt rumble.

by adam May 13, 2005

muddbutt shuffle

Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs and butt cheeks and walk with short, rapid steps, preferably with feet pointed slightly outwards.

"After that last pale ale went through me, I had to do the muddbutt shuffle to the washroom."

by O-bone April 21, 2007

Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

by Wookie4u January 11, 2010

Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

by Wookie4u January 8, 2010

cornish muddbutt

A soupy substance of corn and mud butt

Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.

by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013

Mudbutt

When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.

P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”

by A WHITE GUY January 29, 2019

Mudbutt

When thine cheeks of the buttocks become slathered in the fudge from ones own factory.

"Oh my goodness, that Thai food gave me a severe bout of the mudbutt!"

by Rydawgdiggity87 September 30, 2017