mud crab
a small, weak, defenceless creature with a hard shell. like sto roll about in large quantities of mud. more like a lobster than a crab. often scares equally weak peasants.
mud crab by -=jurgen=- April 21, 2006
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Mud crab
When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
Mud crab by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022
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Mud Crab Vagina
Mud Crab Vagina by Enerjex September 19, 2017
Alabama Mud Crab
When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles
Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab
Alabama Mud Crab by Standstiff November 11, 2021
Alabama Mud Crab
When someone defacates in a women's vagina and the women uses her pelvic floor to blow muddy bubbles from her rotten brown covered stank hole
Alabama Mud Crab by Standstiff November 3, 2021
maryland mud crab
The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
maryland mud crab by Kdogg! May 11, 2017
The mud crab
When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.
The mud crab by Brickcuc May 14, 2022
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