mud crab 

a small, weak, defenceless creature with a hard shell. like sto roll about in large quantities of mud. more like a lobster than a crab. often scares equally weak peasants.

the mud crab is easy to kill on in the province of cyrodiil

mud crab by -=jurgen=- April 21, 2006

Mud crab 

When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

Mud crab by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022

Mud Crab Vagina 

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

Mud Crab Vagina by Enerjex September 19, 2017

Alabama Mud Crab 

When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles

Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab

Alabama Mud Crab by Standstiff November 11, 2021

Alabama Mud Crab 

When someone defacates in a women's vagina and the women uses her pelvic floor to blow muddy bubbles from her rotten brown covered stank hole

Sandra paid for a new bed but after a rank night out the Alabama Mud Crab destroyed her bedding

Alabama Mud Crab by Standstiff November 3, 2021

maryland mud crab 

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out

Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day

maryland mud crab by Kdogg! May 11, 2017

The mud crab 

When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.

Connor gave Kaleigh the mud crab in order to drag her back into his sex dungeon

The mud crab by Brickcuc May 14, 2022