mud crab

a small, weak, defenceless creature with a hard shell. like sto roll about in large quantities of mud. more like a lobster than a crab. often scares equally weak peasants.

the mud crab is easy to kill on in the province of cyrodiil

by -=jurgen=- April 01, 2006

Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus

Freds bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

mud crabs

The result of having anal intercourse on a regular basis with a woman with an excess amount of pubic hair in the area of the gooch,which results in fecal matter becomeing lodged in the hair which, resembles a crab.

I railed Jessica in the butt last night and this morning when i went back for more, she had a bad case of mud crabs.

by Greg Mow-Chow February 01, 2007

Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.

Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

Mud Crab Vagina

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

by Enerjex September 19, 2017

Alabama Mud Crab

When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles

Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab

by Standstiff November 11, 2021

Alabama Mud Crab

When someone defacates in a women's vagina and the women uses her pelvic floor to blow muddy bubbles from her rotten brown covered stank hole

Sandra paid for a new bed but after a rank night out the Alabama Mud Crab destroyed her bedding

by Standstiff November 03, 2021