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A synonym for slime or homie. Your mucus is someone you’re cool with. Popularised by Ski Mask The Slump God in the song Catch Me outside
Mucus by Sir Leo The Great June 19, 2019

ass mucus 

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.
Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.
ass mucus by Vinnie the Cock February 29, 2008

mucus cum 

Where your cum (semen) is very viscous and sticky. Most commonly a very informal term used in friend groups as a bit of banter.
Uses: "You'll never guess what. I had it. Last night." "Had what?" "Mucus cum!"
mucus cum by Bilbo Swagins October 1, 2014

Mucus Dick Moment 

While Aaron was playing a game, he had a Mucus dick moment.

cervical mucus

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.
After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.
The polite way of calling something cancerous, usually in a public setting.
"Ugh there's Jimmy, he's just mucus."
Mucus by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 14, 2018