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An incredibly hairy, phenomenally sexy man. Characterized by his shag rug chest hair and hobbit feet, he is easily identifiable by the cluster of Howitt girls who surround him at all times.
On a scale of 0 to Melfi, i'd rate that guy a 7.
Melfi by Majestic February 17, 2003
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An extremely hot person, male or female
a female or male hotter than a 7
Melfi by Theresa January 13, 2005
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melfie Melfi Melfice melfin Melfina Melfinna melfish Melfy Melia melf
A smart golden cat. He's sneaky in a mafioso kind of way but, deep down, he's just a perennial baby seeking love and affection, which mostly he can barely take. His fur is as soft as it is shiny. Tough at first glance, even at second, but if he allows you in, you're in for a treat.
Melfi isjust amazing
Melfi by MTSJEV April 29, 2020
retard #1 : ayoooo my brudda did you see stacy's mom new post

dipshit #2 : she really got it going on in that selfie HER TITTIES WERE BUSSIN

retard #1 : i wish she took another melfi
Melfa is used as a noun and a verb. pretty much the same way fuck is used

as a noun melfa means cuck, douchebag, motherfucker, scumbag, loser, fucktard,

or in common settings nonviolently like nigga

as a verb Melfa is used the same way fucked or fucked up is used .

it was first heard in Philadelphia during a July 2018 publicity rap battle and is used semiregularly around there since depending on where you hang .
yo that fucking melfa just hit my car and drove off

as a verb

bro , I melfaed that pussy so bad
melfa by phillyboiprophet December 6, 2020
The most beautiful girl you will ever see. She has gorgeous brown hair and brown eyes. She usually has curly hair. She is prettier than the universe it's self. When she smiles she lights up the sky and her laugh is contagious. She is skinny and slim thick. You can only wish to be friends with her. She will grow up to be successful and be the prettiest when it comes to class reunion.
Girl 1. Omg I wish I was Meliah

Girl 2. Someday......
Meliah by Idefk173 March 8, 2017
Melfa is used as a noun and a verb. The same way fuck is used .

as a noun it means motherfucker , douche, scumbag ,fucktard , asshole etc.

as a verb it's used like saying thats "fucked up" or messed up or something really not normal or in order.

It was first heard in Philadelphia during a July 2018 publicity rap battle and has been used around the city semiregularly since .
yo , that melfa just hit my car and drove off

as a verb

man I melfaed that pussy up!
melfa by phillyboiprophet December 6, 2020
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