An incredibly hairy, phenomenally sexy man. Characterized by his shag rug chest hair and hobbit feet, he is easily identifiable by the cluster of Howitt girls who surround him at all times.
A smart golden cat. He's sneaky in a mafioso kind of way but, deep down, he's just a perennial baby seeking love and affection, which mostly he can barely take. His fur is as soft as it is shiny. Tough at first glance, even at second, but if he allows you in, you're in for a treat.
The most beautiful girl you will ever see. She has gorgeous brown hair and brown eyes. She usually has curly hair. She is prettier than the universe it's self. When she smiles she lights up the sky and her laugh is contagious. She is skinny and slim thick. You can only wish to be friends with her. She will grow up to be successful and be the prettiest when it comes to class reunion.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*